: Tall Tales from the Chirstmas Store! (Humor)

Tall Tales from the Chirstmas Store! (Humor)

Santa on the Beach (sxc)

I’m a little late getting ready for Christmas this year…oh, who am I kidding, I’m always scurrying around this time of year trying to put everything together in time for the big day.

Well yesterday I was at the Christmas Store, waiting in line to pick up some last minute decorations.

I was standing behind a gentleman who was also a little late in getting his Christmas decorating together.

reindeer (sxc)

“I’ll take four of those elves, two of the big reindeer, three of the small reindeer and just one of those bent over Mrs. Santa Claus with the ridiculous bloomers,” the gentleman said, pointing behind the counter. 

The shop owner said, "That'll be $80. for the elves, $50. for the large reindeer, $30. for the small reindeer, and a big apology for my wife!

 

 
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6 comments • Laura Giannotta 'Your Realtor Down the Shore!' • December 17 2008 10:14AM

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Thanks for the laugh.....We are all so rushed and stressed this time of year it is nice to have something to chuckle about.

Happy Wednesday!!

Lori

Posted by Lori Isaacson (Credit Restoration Consultants) over 3 years ago

Very clever I just hope the that no one got hurt particularly Mrs Claus's feelings....

Ted

Posted by Weichert Realtors Dunhill Group over 3 years ago

Laura.. You better get started on your shopping.. here will be no help this year..

Posted by Steve Loynd, Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., Loon Mt, NH. over 3 years ago

Thanks all for stopping by....as for you Steve, no crying will help Santa and the horrible problems he faces, from either the magnetic field variancs or just weird Santa stuff!  So shut up....

Laura G 

Thanks for stopping by...love you long time....

Posted by Laura Giannotta 'Your Realtor Down the Shore!' (Keller Williams Realty Atlantic Shore, NJ ) over 3 years ago

I am thinking he better duck when he says that.  tahnks for the chuckle

Posted by William Feela Realtor 651-674-5999 No. Branch,MN (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) over 3 years ago

That's just the sort of thing that would happen to me.

Posted by JL Boney, III Columbia, SC Real Estate (Russell and Jeffcoat) over 3 years ago

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