I’m a little late getting ready for Christmas this year…oh, who am I kidding, I’m always scurrying around this time of year trying to put everything together in time for the big day.
Well yesterday I was at the Christmas Store, waiting in line to pick up some last minute decorations.
I was standing behind a gentleman who was also a little late in getting his Christmas decorating together.
“I’ll take four of those elves, two of the big reindeer, three of the small reindeer and just one of those bent over Mrs. Santa Claus with the ridiculous bloomers,” the gentleman said, pointing behind the counter.
The shop owner said, "That'll be $80. for the elves, $50. for the large reindeer, $30. for the small reindeer, and a big apology for my wife!