A Montana ranch hand walks into a luncheonette with a shotgun in one hand and the other hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the owner, “I want coffee.”
“Sure, Gustav. Coming right up," the luncheonette owner said to Gustav an older recently immigrated German gentleman.
He gets Gustav a tall mug of coffee. And Gustav then drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and just walks out.
The next morning Gustav returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the owner, “I want coffee.”
The luncheonette owner says, “Wait a minute there Gustav! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday, why on earth did you do that in my shop.
Gustav smiles and proudly says, “I'm training for a position in United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for the rest of day.”
Have a great week! Take time to SMILE!