: Tall Tales from Montana! (Humor)

Tall Tales from Montana! (Humor)

A Montana ranch hand walks into a luncheonette with a shotgun in one hand and the other hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.  He says to the owner, “I want coffee.”

“Sure, Gustav. Coming right up," the luncheonette owner said to Gustav an older recently immigrated German gentleman.

He gets Gustav a tall mug of coffee.  And Gustav then drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and just walks out.

The next morning Gustav returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.  He walks up to the counter and says to the owner, “I want coffee.”

The luncheonette owner says, “Wait a minute there Gustav!  We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday, why on earth did you do that  in my shop.
Gustav smiles and proudly says, “I'm training for a position in United States Congress.  Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for the rest of day.” 

Have a great week!  Take time to SMILE!


Comment balloon 10 commentsLaura Giannotta • October 11 2010 04:58AM


Funny story. I hope they understand this in Washington, DC.

 Blooming in Maryland.

Posted by Roy Kelley (Realty Group Referrals) almost 10 years ago

Awww...gee Laura....good analogy...have a good week !

Posted by Sally K. & David L. Hanson, WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce (EXP Realty 414-525-0563) almost 10 years ago

Thanks for sharing the laughter with us today. Make sure you vote this year.

Posted by Harry F. D'Elia III, Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR (RentVest) almost 10 years ago

Roy - I hope so too!

Sally & David - Did you guys have a great anniversary?

Harry - You know what they say about voting in NJ...early and often!

Posted by Laura Giannotta, Your Realtor Down the Shore! (Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore ) almost 10 years ago

Very funny Laura, but sad in a way because it's so true............make it a great week.

Posted by Roger D. Mucci, Lets shake things up at your home today! (Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092) almost 10 years ago

That was too funny and sadly so true.

Posted by Conrad Allen, Webster, Ma, Realtor (Re/Max Professional Associates) almost 10 years ago

Laura...good training exercise for a political position, not much time to perfect his issues before the November elections

Posted by Steve Loynd, 800-926-5653, White Mountains NH ( Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., ) almost 10 years ago

Yea, that does sound about right.  The problem is everyone in congress is waititng for someone else to clean up the mess

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) almost 10 years ago

Funny stuff, as always, Laura. Oh, if only this wasn't so true.

Posted by Craig Rutman, Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor (Helping people in transition) almost 10 years ago

Thanks all...it is kind of sad that there's a lot of truth in it!  Make it a great week! 

Posted by Laura Giannotta, Your Realtor Down the Shore! (Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore ) almost 10 years ago