: Tall Tales From Church! (Humor)

Tall Tales From Church! (Humor)

When I was coming out of church the preacher was standing, as he does, shaking hands with members of the congregation as they left.  I saw the preacher grab my friend by the hand and pull him aside.  I moved closer to hear what was going on.

catholic (sxc-Pam Roth)The Pastor said, "You need to join the army of the Lord!"

My friend said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, sir."

The Pastor asked, "If you're in the Army of the Lord, why do I only see you on Christmas and Easter?"

My friend whispered back, "Shh, I'm in the secret service."

Have a prosperous week...and make time to smile!



 
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9 comments • Laura Giannotta 'Your Realtor Down the Shore!' • September 27 2010 04:59AM

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  gotta love it...thanks for the smile...you tooooo have a prosperous week !

Posted by Sally & David Hanson WI Realtors Luxury\Short Sale\CDPE\ABR\e-Pro\REDS (Keller Williams 414-525-0563) over 1 year ago

Very cute Laura............my kind of humor. Seems like there are a lot out there in the "secret service" in the Army of the Lord.

Posted by Roger D. Mucci Lake, Cuyahoga and Geauga Counties (Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092) over 1 year ago

Good one Laura... very clever! It looks like the spambot really liked your joke too. He can't seem to stop posting links!

Posted by Aaron Seekford | Arlington VA Homes | www.MrArlington.com | 703-836-6116 (Arlington Realty, Inc.) over 1 year ago

Funny Laura...I have several people that I didn't know that was where they were. lol

Posted by Randi Brammer /Accountant & Tax Preparer (Randi Brammer, Acctg.) over 1 year ago

Gotta love the Tall Tales from the Church series! This one was too funny Laura. Keep 'em coming!

Posted by Craig Rutman Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex area Realtor (Helping people in transition) over 1 year ago

This actually sounds like my dad.  LOL  Thanks for the morning smile.

Posted by William Feela Realtor 651-674-5999 No. Branch,MN (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) over 1 year ago

Cute - I thought you wrote 'have a preposterus week!' and it made me laugh :)

Posted by Liz Moras ~ Chilliwack Realtor, Garrison Crossing,Chilliwack, Abbotsford (Harrison Hot Springs, Cultus Lake) over 1 year ago

LOL, there seem to be a lot of "secret service agents" out there. Guess there is a lot of work to be done for the Lord, lol. Great post, thanks for sharing! 

Posted by Kaera Mims - Associate Broker, e-PRO REALTOR; Hampton, Newport News, York Co. (Liz Moore & Associates) over 1 year ago

Hi Laura,

I love your sense of humor!  LOL. That's cute.

Steve

Posted by Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO (512) 785 1638 (Keller Williams Realty) over 1 year ago

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