A man suffered a serious heart attack and had emergency open heart surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked, “Do you have health insurance?”
He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”
He replied, “No money in the bank.”
The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”
The nun became visibly agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
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What a great Monday morning joke... Puts me in a good mood for the day! Thanks for the entertainment.
Very cute story.
You really are singlehandedly trying to bring back Vaudeville aren't you Laura!
Too funny!
Laura, I wish my Bother in laws would just pick up a dinner check now and then...forget surgery.
Laura...that was funny. Now I can get my day started with a positive attitude!
Laura, I'm aligned with Steve Loynd on this one...picking up a dinner check once every decade or so would be nice.
That made me laugh out loud and I totally needed that on a Monday! Thanks!
Thanks for the Monday humor! Hope you had a wonderful weekend and that this week goes well too!
Hi Laura,
Thank you for that giggle. LOL. I love your sense of humor.
Steve
I wish someone would just pick up my premium each month!
Howdy and evening to ya Laura
I got such a hoot out of readen this, I just about fell out of my chair. You sure do have a mighty fine sense of humor, thats for sure!!!
Have a good one
Dale
Hi Laura:
Another good one!
Thanks for the laugh, as always...
Hello Laura - What a great joke. Thanks for the laugh and have a great day.
Now that is funny. Wish my brother in law would just quit eating all my food.
Laura,
That was FUNNY!
This will be the hit of My mother's senior citizens' card club today....you will hear the chuckles if you open your windows on the west side of your house !
Love it.....hahahaha
Very funny, thanks Laura!!!
Cute! Thanks, Laura!
Hey Laura, I just thought of something....if that bill gets paid I'd sure like to see the canceled check!!
Good one, Laura!
good one Laura - thanks for the much needed laugh :)