: Tall Tales from the Hospital! (humor)

Tall Tales from the Hospital! (humor)

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had emergency open heart surgery.  

operating room (sxc)He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. 

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, “Do you have health insurance?”

He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”

He replied, “No money in the bank.”

The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”

He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”

The nun became visibly agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”

The patient replied, “Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.”

 
 
 
  

     
Comment balloon 22 commentsLaura Giannotta • May 10 2010 09:54AM

Comments

What a great Monday morning joke... Puts me in a good mood for the day! Thanks for the entertainment.

Posted by Margo Currie (Exit 1 Stop Realty) over 8 years ago

Very cute story.

Posted by Dorothy Tanno (ReMax Realty 9) over 8 years ago
very funny !! thanks for sharing that one
Posted by Eric J, Dream Home Financing (Eric J - Dream Home Financing) over 8 years ago

You really are singlehandedly trying to bring back Vaudeville aren't you Laura!

Too funny!

Posted by Craig Rutman, Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor (Helping people in transition) over 8 years ago

Laura, I wish my Bother in laws would just pick up a dinner check now and then...forget surgery.

Posted by Steve Loynd, 800-926-5653, White Mountains NH ( Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., ) over 8 years ago

Laura...that was funny.  Now I can get my day started with a positive attitude!

Posted by Randi Brammer, Accountant & Tax Preparer (Randi Brammer, Acctg.) over 8 years ago

Laura, I'm aligned with Steve Loynd on this one...picking up a dinner check once every decade or so would be nice.

Posted by Nick T Pappas, Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource (Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, @HomesBirmingham & Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL) over 8 years ago

That made me laugh out loud and I totally needed that on a Monday!  Thanks!

Posted by Carissa Acker (Real Estate by Design with Keller Williams Realty) over 8 years ago

Thanks for the Monday humor!  Hope you had a wonderful weekend and that this week goes well too!

Posted by Shanna Hall, I love selling houses!!!St. Louis, MO 314-703-1311 (Real Estate Solutions) over 8 years ago

Hi Laura,

Thank you for that giggle. LOL.  I love your sense of humor.

Steve

Posted by Steve Merson 512 412 1621, CNE, e-PRO (Keller Williams Realty) over 8 years ago

I wish someone would just pick up my premium each month! 

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) over 8 years ago

Howdy and evening to ya Laura

I got such a hoot out of readen this, I just about fell out of my chair. You sure do have a mighty fine sense of humor, thats for sure!!!

Have a good one
Dale

Posted by Dale Baker, New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information (Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections) over 8 years ago

Hi Laura:

Another good one!

Thanks for the laugh, as always...

Posted by Toula Rosebrock, Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township, (Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ) over 8 years ago

Hello Laura - What a great joke.  Thanks for the laugh and have a great day.

Posted by Andy Chaudoir, Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas (Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas) over 8 years ago

Now that is funny. Wish my brother in law would just quit eating all my food.

Posted by Cameron Wilson, The Short Guy - Murrieta,Temecula,Menifee Californ (Labrum Real Estate) over 8 years ago

Laura,

That was FUNNY! 

Posted by C. Lloyd McKenzie, Living Albuquerque over 8 years ago

This will be the hit of  My mother's senior citizens' card club today....you will hear the chuckles if you open your windows on the west side of your house !

Posted by Sally K. & David L. Hanson, WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce (EXP Realty 414-525-0563) over 8 years ago

Love it.....hahahaha

Posted by Nancy Larson (I am a licensed referral agent in NJ) over 8 years ago

Cute! Thanks, Laura!

Posted by Maria Morton, Kansas City Real Estate 816-560-3758 (Chartwell Kansas City Realty) over 8 years ago

Hey Laura, I just thought of something....if that bill gets paid I'd sure like to see the canceled check!!

Posted by Nick T Pappas, Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource (Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, @HomesBirmingham & Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL) over 8 years ago

Good one, Laura!

Posted by Debi Boucher, "Realtor Showcase" - Real Estate Photography/Virtual Tours ( Real Estate Showcase Photography) over 8 years ago

good one Laura - thanks for the much needed laugh :)

Posted by Kara Casamassina, Boomers and beyond (International Property Management Group, LLC) over 8 years ago

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