: More Tall Tales from a Country Church! (Humor)

More Tall Tales from a Country Church! (Humor)

At an old country church before services started yesterday, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.

All of a sudden Satan appeared at the front of the church.
 
The congregation panicked and everyone was screaming and running for the front entrance in an effort to get away from the Devil. 
 
devil (sxc)Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving.  He seemed to be oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.
 
Satan was puzzled by this.  So he walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?" 
 
The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”
 
“Aren’t you afraid of me?” Satan asked.
 
“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.
 
“Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?” Satan persisted.
 
“Don’t doubt it for a minute,” replied the old man, in an even tone.
 
“And you are still not afraid?” asked Satan.
 
“Nope,” said the old man
 
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”
 
The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for 48 years.”
 

 
 
 
  

     
Comment balloon 16 commentsLaura Giannotta • April 12 2010 07:14AM

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Thanks for the Monday morning laugh, Laura. Good one!

Posted by William True, Sarasota Real Estate (True Sarasota Real Estate) over 8 years ago

Laura, needed a little humor this morning to get the day started. Thanks.

Posted by Michael Setunsky, Your Commercial Real Estate Link to Northern VA over 8 years ago

Very funny Laura. Please insert rim shot here!

Keep 'em coming my friend!

Laughter is always a great way to start the day!

Posted by Craig Rutman, Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor (Helping people in transition) over 8 years ago

Hello Laura - Thanks for the laugh.  Have a great week.

Posted by Andy Chaudoir, Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas (Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas) over 8 years ago

Laura, I wasn't aware that Satan had a sister but that explains a lot, thanks for the funny story to start my day.

Posted by Steve Loynd, 800-926-5653, White Mountains NH ( Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., ) over 8 years ago

Laura

Funny story, keep them coming.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Posted by Lou Ludwig, Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC (Ludwig & Associates) over 8 years ago

Laura...I thought about putting this into my Anniversary blog, but, common sense won out!

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) over 8 years ago

Howdy and evenen to ya Laura

What a hoot of a read, I'm sure glad that old man got her.

Posted by Baker Home Inspection and Commercial Properties Inspections, Home and Commercial Properties Inspections Vermont (Baker Residential and Commercial Properties Inspections) over 8 years ago

Starting the day with a smile...just the very best way there is ! Thank you...have a prosperous day !

Posted by Sally K. & David L. Hanson, WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce (EXP Realty 414-525-0563) over 8 years ago

Hi Laura:

Good one...

Yep, that sounds about right!

Posted by Toula Rosebrock, Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township, (Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ) over 8 years ago

Wonderful post! Very funny story!

Thank you very much for sharing.

Adam

Posted by Adam Malachi, QSC,CDPE,CIPS,CNE,CRB,CRS,GRI,MRE,SFR (A 2 Z Realty LLC) over 8 years ago

hahaha - not what I was expecting -- too funny Laura :)      hope you're having an awesome day!

Posted by Kara Casamassina, Boomers and beyond (International Property Management Group, LLC) over 8 years ago

Great one, thank you, as always, Laura!

Posted by Wendy Rulnick, "It's Wendy... It's Sold!" (Rulnick Realty, Inc.) over 8 years ago

Well at least the marriage seems to have lasted well if he has gotten 48 years out of the ordeal.

Posted by JL Boney, III, Columbia, SC Real Estate (Coldwell Banker) over 8 years ago

I am sorry I missed the Monday laugh until today. It was worth the wait!

;)

 

Posted by Betina Foreman, Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY (WJK Realty) over 8 years ago

Laura, 

I guess I've been missing your Jokes for awhile.  I will make sure that I look out for them.  I will definitely use this one...it is so funny!

Posted by C. Lloyd McKenzie, Living Albuquerque over 8 years ago

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