More tall tales...
A guy on a Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded over and thunder rumbled.
In a booming voice, God said to the man, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and thought for a moment. He said, "Could you build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
God was a little disappointed and replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
"I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Why don't you give it a little more thought and think of something that could really help mankind."
The biker thought and thought some more. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women.
"We should know how a woman feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how we can make a woman truly happy."
God replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Laura Giannotta
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Laura..funny and true. Thanks for the laugh this Monday Morning!!
Laura: Thanks for the joke- I will share that with my wife! :)
Have heard it before but i still had to read every word. VERY good joke...I'm looking for the bridge.
That's a great Monday morning joke. Thanks for starting my week off with a good laugh.
Great Morning laugh!!! I am sure a lot of hubbies think that exact same thing LOL
It would be easier to make the bridge. Thanks for the laughs this morning.
Morning Laura...I wouldlove to share this with my darling wife, but I am trying to understand her feelings so that I know the right time to do it. ;-}
Building that bridge does seem a little easier, doesn't it?
Laura...I would be the first one to pay the toll on the bridge to understanding Women, but a drive to Hawaii in a convertible would be nice too.
And be sure to put a roof over that bridge...thanks for the smile !
Laura, That's funny. A six lane highway is easier than that request.
Thank you for the post. I will share it with others. Have a good week.
Howdy and mornen Laura
What a mighty fine hoot I got out of your blog post.
Hi Laura:
Thanks for the laugh!!!
I'd say building that bridge would a lot easier in the end than granting the second wish for sure.
Hello Laura - Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day.
haha - not the punch line I was expecting :/ have a great day Laura :)
Laura,
Thanks for the laugh! Loved it! Have a great day!
Brigita
I rode my Harley across that bridge recently and it was a great ride. Nobody pulled out in front of while driving and putting on their makeup.